THE SLOGANS: I’ll Be Nicer If You’ll Be Smarter Honestly, how hard is it to
calculate the pitch on a beveled cantilever hang, Randy? DANGER Stupid Kills
Remember Dolly? She thought she was testing the speed of the drill press.
Turns out she was testing the tensile strength of her forearm. If You Like
Having Hands, Don’t Touch My Tools If you don’t know how to pick up a pipe
cutter, don’t pick up a damn pipe cutter Cam! To Avoid Injury, Don’t Tell Me
How to Do My Job I swear if Bill tells me how the box joint has four key holes
again… I Make Shit Happen And not just in the toilet. Your Lack of Planning
Is Not My Emergency Some of us think about the future and plan accordingly.
Ted is obviously not one of those people. F It Seriously. F this.
Skilled Labor Isn’t Cheap; Cheap Labor Isn’t skilled If only all customers
knew this, my life would be so much easier. How big are the stickers? These
are approximately business-card sized decals at 2 inch x 3 inch (5cm x 7.6cm).
The American Flag decals are 2 inch x 3.5 inch (5cm x 8.9cm). Will these
stickers last a long time? Absolutely! Made in the USA from high quality, UV
and weather-resistant vinyl, your decals will definitely stand up for the
long-haul. What’s in My Order? Each order includes eight (8) slogan decals and
two (2) American Flag decals for a total of 10 stickers. Lifetime Money-Back
Satisfaction Guarantee! If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order,
simply reach out to us through the Amazon messaging service and we will
respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely
guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!
- TOUGH STICKERS FOR TOUGH WORKERS. You know your stuff and get the job the done. Let the world know what youre about with this 10 pack of pro-worker, high-quality vinyl decals.
- GUARANTEED TO GET LAUGHS AT WORK. These eight funny sayings are always a hit at any jobsite, garage, or place where people do real, physical work.
- LIFETIME MONEY BACK GUARANTEE! We stand behind all of our products. If youre not 100% COMPLETELY SATISFIED, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!
- GREAT GIFT FOR WORKING MEN & WOMEN. Anybody who works with their hands will appreciate this unique set of decals they can use to customize their worksite and belongings.
- PERSONALIZE YOUR GEAR. At 2 x 3, these high-quality decals are big enough to be readable from a distance and small enough to still fit on a hard hat, lunchbox lunch bag, cooler or toolbox.
- Package Dimensions: 3.8 x 1 x 0.5 inches
- Item Weight: 1.6 ounces
- Shipping Weight: 1.6 ounces
- Manufacturer: America First
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Most items are shipped within one business day via UPS within the Continental United States.
- Canada shipment can take up to 10 days
- Alaska, Hawaii, and Puerto Rico shipment can take up to 10 days, and some items may not be permitted to ship to these locations.
- If any shipment is not permitted to your area, full refund will be issued within two business days.
All returns accepted within 30 days after receiving the item.
- Refund given as money back (no exchanges)
- Return Shipping to be paid by buyer, unless item defective or damaged.
- 15% Restocking fee applies unless return due to defective or damaged product.
- Perishable or Hazardous Goods are not returnable. Returns may require compliance with Manufacturer policies.
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